class

Foaas::Client

Inherits Reference < Object

A Crystal client for FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) - a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.

require "foaas_client"

client.rtfm("Me")

List of operations with names and fields.

Constants

URL = "https://foaas.alexraskin.com"

URL = "https://foaas.dev"

VERSION = {{ (`shards version /tmp/tmp.GkGmaI/src/src/foaas_client`).chomp.stringify }}

Constructors

new

You don't give a fuck about this method!

Just call

client = Foaas::Client.new

to say

client.thanks(from: "%username%")
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Instance methods

absolutely(company : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Absolutely fucking not

Parameters:

  • company Company
  • from From
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anyway(company : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Who the fuck are you anyway

Parameters:

  • company Company
  • from From
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asshole(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Asshole

Parameters:

  • from From
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awesome(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Awesome

Parameters:

  • from From
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back(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Back the fuck off

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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bag(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Bag

Parameters:

  • from From
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ballmer(name : String, company : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Ballmer

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • company Company
  • from From
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bday(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Bday

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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because(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Because

Parameters:

  • from From
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blackadder(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Blackadder

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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bm(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Bravo Mike

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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bucket(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Bucket

Parameters:

  • from From
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bus(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Bus

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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bye(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Bye

Parameters:

  • from From
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caniuse(tool : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Can I Use

Parameters:

  • tool Tool
  • from From
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chainsaw(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Chainsaw

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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cocksplat(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Cocksplat

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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cool(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Cool Story

Parameters:

  • from From
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cup(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Cup

Parameters:

  • from From
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dalton(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Dalton

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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dense(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Dense

Parameters:

  • from From
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deraadt(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

{name} you are being the usual slimy hypocritical asshole... You may have had value ten years ago, but people will see that you don't anymore.

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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diabetes(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Diabetes

Parameters:

  • from From
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donut(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Donut

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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dosomething(do : String, something : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Do Something

Parameters:

  • do Do
  • something Something
  • from From
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dumbledore(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Dumbledore

Parameters:

  • from From
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equity(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Equity

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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even(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Even

Parameters:

  • from From
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everyone(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Everyone

Parameters:

  • from From
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everything(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Everything

Parameters:

  • from From
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family(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Family

Parameters:

  • from From
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fascinating(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Fascinating

Parameters:

  • from From
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fewer(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Disappoint Fewer People

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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field(name : String, from : String, reference : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Field of Fucks

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
  • reference Reference
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flying(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Flying

Parameters:

  • from From
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ftfy(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Fuck That, Fuck You

Parameters:

  • from From
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fts(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Fuck That Shit

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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fyyff(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

FYYFF

Parameters:

  • from From
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gfy(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Golf Foxtrot Yankee

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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give(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Give

Parameters:

  • from From
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greed(noun : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Greed

Parameters:

  • noun Noun
  • from From
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holygrail(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Holygrail

Parameters:

  • from From
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horse(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

Parameters:

  • from From
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idea(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Idea

Parameters:

  • from From
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immensity(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Immensity

Parameters:

  • from From
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ing(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Fucking

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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jinglebells(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Jingle Bells

Parameters:

  • from From
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keep(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Keep

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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keepcalm(reaction : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Keep Calm

Parameters:

  • reaction Reaction
  • from From
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king(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

King

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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legend(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Legend

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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life(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Life

Parameters:

  • from From
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linus(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Linus

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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logs(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Check your fucking logs!

Parameters:

  • from From
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look(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Look

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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looking(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Looking

Parameters:

  • from From
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lowpoly(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

LowPoly

Parameters:

  • from From
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madison(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Madison

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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maybe(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Maybe

Parameters:

  • from From
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me(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Fuck Me

Parameters:

  • from From
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mornin(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

mornin

Parameters:

  • from From
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no(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

No

Parameters:

  • from From
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nugget(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Nugget

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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off(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Fuck Off

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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off_with(behavior : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Fuck Off With

Parameters:

  • behavior Behavior
  • from From
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outside(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Outside

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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particular(thing : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

This Thing In Particular

Parameters:

  • thing Thing
  • from From
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pink(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Pink

Parameters:

  • from From
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problem(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Problem

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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programmer(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Programmer

Parameters:

  • from From
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pulp(language : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Pulp

Parameters:

  • language Language
  • from From
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question(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Question

Parameters:

  • from From
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ratsarse(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Rat's Arse

Parameters:

  • from From
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retard(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Retard

Parameters:

  • from From
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ridiculous(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

That's fucking ridiculous

Parameters:

  • from From
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rockstar(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Rockstar

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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rtfm(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

RTFM

Parameters:

  • from From
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sake(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

sake

Parameters:

  • from From
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shakespeare(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Shakespeare

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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shit(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Fuck This Shit

Parameters:

  • from From
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shutup(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Shut Up

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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single(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Single

Parameters:

  • from From
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thanks(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Thanks

Parameters:

  • from From
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that(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Fuck That

Parameters:

  • from From
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think(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

You Think

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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thinking(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Thinking

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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this(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Fuck This

Parameters:

  • from From
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thumbs(from : String, name : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

This Guy

Parameters:

  • from From
  • name Name
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too(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Too

Parameters:

  • from From
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tucker(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Tucker

Parameters:

  • from From
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understand(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

understand

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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waste(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Waste

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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what(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

What

Parameters:

  • from From
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xmas(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Xmas

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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yeah(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Yeah

Parameters:

  • from From
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yoda(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Yoda

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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you(name : String, from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Fuck You

Parameters:

  • name Name
  • from From
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zayn(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Zayn

Parameters:

  • from From
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zero(from : String, *, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

Zero

Parameters:

  • from From
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